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Steve JibJobs Health Rumors Confirmed!!!!! - TechCrock Exclusive
Steve JibJobs Health Rumors Confirmed!!!!! - TechCrock Exclusive
I just got, yet another phone call from Steve JibJobs. This guy doesn’t give up…. obviously he’s freaking out about TechCrock’ s upcoming expose on the new iPhone. But what came out of the conversation is well …. Pretty amazing…. See for yourself …. Here’s the transcript….
Steve JibJobs: Hi, this is Steve JibJobs and you think I’m a _______, but I think you’re an arrogant ________.
Arrogant: Steve, I think you’ve got a wrong number. Were you trying to reach Joe Nocera at The New York Times?
JibJob: No, Arrogant, it’s you I want to talk to and ...
Arrogant: Steve, I’m kind of tied up right now…. very important matters …. I’d love to chat, but…
Steve JibJobs: I know what you’re doing right now… it’s not important…. Certainly not as important as talking to me. I’m Steve JibJob and ...
Arrogant: How do you know what I’m doing?
Steve JibJobs: I just read it on Twitter… me and 14,067 others follow your every move during the day...
Arrogant: F___ Twitter… I’ve got to break the habit… Okay Steve, but we’ need to keep this off the record. Now that I’m one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. what I say publicly…
Steve JibJobs: Arrogant, either this conversation is on the record … or nothing…. I don’t want you twisting things….
Arrogant: Are you challenging to my integrity?…. I never twist things…. you’ve on … Steve…. On the record! Shoot!
Steve JibJobs: I’ll come right to the point–what do you have on the iPhone, Arrogant… give it to me straight.
Arrogant: You tell me whether the health rumors are true and I’ll tell you about the iPhone rumors. Deal?
Steve JibJobs: Deal…. You go first...
Arrogant: No, you go first...
Steve JibJobs: But I asked first.
Arrogant: I asked second...
Steve JibJobs: Arrogant…. You’re an arrogant ––––––––––.
Arrogant: Of course, but we already knew that…. ––––––– you Steve.
Steve JibJobs: Okay, I’ll go first. Here’s the clinical diagnosis: Endoscopically obtained fluid from the ampulla of Vater was subjected to cytologic examination with suspected pancreatic problamitosis, most of which intimatory endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatography (ERCP) examination. Typically proven carcinoma of the pancreas, cannulation of the ampulla can be moderately successful involving cytology unless considerations are suggested to increase the yield of positive cytology. They include aspiration of 3 ml or greater, deep insertion of the cannula, collection of pure pancreatic juice, high suction, and use of a fine intraductal rasp. The diagnostic sensitivity of ERCP alone was 37% in patients with cancer, but in combination with cytology it increased to 85%. The combined evaluation yielded 100% accuracy in 22 cases of cancer in which the ampulla was successfully cannulated. In 51 patients with chronic pancreatitis, and in 75 without proven pancreatic disease, the specificity of cytology was 98% and 97% respectively. The specificity of ERCP in chronic pancreatitis was 94%. Cytology is a useful adjunct to the ERCP examination in the diagnosis of pancreatic carcinoma.
That’s where I stand now…. Now your turn...
Arrogant: What the f___?
Steve JibJobs: I said it’s your turn…. Tell me what you’ve got on the iPhone?
Arrogant: The iPhone? Steve, how can I talk about something as insignificant as the iPhone, when I’ve just learned that about you? I am so sorry… Steve,
Steve JibJobs: I know, I know…. Michael… it’s hard to talk about…. But… life goes on … or sometimes it doesn’t.
Arrogant: Yes, yes … Steve. You are a true American hero.
Steve JibJobs: And you are too Michael…. Have a nice day… You never know….
I just got, yet another phone call from Steve JibJobs. This guy doesn’t give up…. obviously he’s freaking out about TechCrock’ s upcoming expose on the new iPhone. But what came out of the conversation is well …. Pretty amazing…. See for yourself …. Here’s the transcript….
Steve JibJobs: Hi, this is Steve JibJobs and you think I’m a _______, but I think you’re an arrogant ________.
Arrogant: Steve, I think you’ve got a wrong number. Were you trying to reach Joe Nocera at The New York Times?
JibJob: No, Arrogant, it’s you I want to talk to and ...
Arrogant: Steve, I’m kind of tied up right now…. very important matters …. I’d love to chat, but…
Steve JibJobs: I know what you’re doing right now… it’s not important…. Certainly not as important as talking to me. I’m Steve JibJob and ...
Arrogant: How do you know what I’m doing?
Steve JibJobs: I just read it on Twitter… me and 14,067 others follow your every move during the day...
Arrogant: F___ Twitter… I’ve got to break the habit… Okay Steve, but we’ need to keep this off the record. Now that I’m one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people in the world. what I say publicly…
Steve JibJobs: Arrogant, either this conversation is on the record … or nothing…. I don’t want you twisting things….
Arrogant: Are you challenging to my integrity?…. I never twist things…. you’ve on … Steve…. On the record! Shoot!
Steve JibJobs: I’ll come right to the point–what do you have on the iPhone, Arrogant… give it to me straight.
Arrogant: You tell me whether the health rumors are true and I’ll tell you about the iPhone rumors. Deal?
Steve JibJobs: Deal…. You go first...
Arrogant: No, you go first...
Steve JibJobs: But I asked first.
Arrogant: I asked second...
Steve JibJobs: Arrogant…. You’re an arrogant ––––––––––.
Arrogant: Of course, but we already knew that…. ––––––– you Steve.
Steve JibJobs: Okay, I’ll go first. Here’s the clinical diagnosis: Endoscopically obtained fluid from the ampulla of Vater was subjected to cytologic examination with suspected pancreatic problamitosis, most of which intimatory endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatography (ERCP) examination. Typically proven carcinoma of the pancreas, cannulation of the ampulla can be moderately successful involving cytology unless considerations are suggested to increase the yield of positive cytology. They include aspiration of 3 ml or greater, deep insertion of the cannula, collection of pure pancreatic juice, high suction, and use of a fine intraductal rasp. The diagnostic sensitivity of ERCP alone was 37% in patients with cancer, but in combination with cytology it increased to 85%. The combined evaluation yielded 100% accuracy in 22 cases of cancer in which the ampulla was successfully cannulated. In 51 patients with chronic pancreatitis, and in 75 without proven pancreatic disease, the specificity of cytology was 98% and 97% respectively. The specificity of ERCP in chronic pancreatitis was 94%. Cytology is a useful adjunct to the ERCP examination in the diagnosis of pancreatic carcinoma.
That’s where I stand now…. Now your turn...
Arrogant: What the f___?
Steve JibJobs: I said it’s your turn…. Tell me what you’ve got on the iPhone?
Arrogant: The iPhone? Steve, how can I talk about something as insignificant as the iPhone, when I’ve just learned that about you? I am so sorry… Steve,
Steve JibJobs: I know, I know…. Michael… it’s hard to talk about…. But… life goes on … or sometimes it doesn’t.
Arrogant: Yes, yes … Steve. You are a true American hero.
Steve JibJobs: And you are too Michael…. Have a nice day… You never know….
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