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Identity Theft: It Could Happen To You!!!!!!!!!!! by Michael Arrogant

When we read about identity theft it always seems a distant possibility, until it actually happens to you. Well, it hit home to me recently when I started seeing an imposter, posing as Michael Arrogant appearing at parties, on the Web, on talk shows. Then, in an act of unmitigated gall, he made a transparent attempt to capitalize on the popularity of TechCrock by starting his own blog called TechCrunch. I must admit, this imposter is convincing. He sounds authoritative. He looks like me. He… Continue

Posted by Michael Arrogant on April 22, 2008 at 2:30pm

News McNuggets from the Wire of the TechCrock Noise Network (TNN)

• Cluck, a new Social Network for Chickens just received $2.3 million in Series A Funding from ParkBench Capital.
• Ruppert Murdunk, Chairman of New Scorp, owner of MyFace and the Vault Street Journal today announced new synergistic social network called WallSpace. The new site is expected to be especially popular with business executives who enjoy Vampires and Superwalls....
• Microstuff to offer searchers free Yahoose stock in lieu of cash rebates. Shares to be put in escrow account and Microstuff retains voting rights of stock. The move has dual objectives: boost search traffic and acquire Yahoose. Analysts reaction mixed....
• Federal Buzzword Commission announces auction for the rights to define, “Data Portability.” Fierce bidding anticipated...
• In a controversial speech in Washington DC, Larry Sage of Goodle, says, Microstuff is “Bad.”
• In a Titter post, Michael Arrington of TechCrunch praises Michael Arrogant of TechCrock. Arrogant responds, “You’re a class act, Michael.” Arrington responds, “No, Michael, you’re a class act.” Arrogant responds, “No Michael, we’re a class act.” What? This is confusing. Now back to our regularly scheduled confusion.
• Negotiations between Michael Arrogant and Michael Arrington over “Who is a bigger class act.” took a turn for the worse, when neither party would yield from their position.
• Bilzabub and Belinda Gates Foundation announces a $700 million grant to make Titter, Debo, Rebo, Zebo, Groovy, Loopy, Dugg and Mal.ic.ious more readily available to villagers in Sub Sahara Africa.

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Michael Arrogant

Is Yahoos - Microstuff Melodrama Over? Will Carl iClown Bring the Circus Act Back?

I don't think Carl iClown has the votes for this. His shares are non voting... and his slate contains professional board members, but no one who knows squat about this business. Even if he does…Continue

Started by Michael Arrogant May 2, 2008.

Michael Arrogant

We're taking nominations for the TechCrock Hall of Fame? Candidates must have had a profound effect on the world of technology or be willing to sponsor this Website.

I would like to nominate Wilbur Snoddington: inventor of the rubber band.

Started by Michael Arrogant Apr 27, 2008.

Michael Arrogant

Who is the Undisputed King of Tech? Why?

The consensus from the member profiles so far is the Michael Arrogant is the undisputed king of tech. The reasons are too obvious and numerous to articulate.

Started by Michael Arrogant Apr 27, 2008.

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Identity Theft: It Could Happen To You!!!!!!!!!!! by Michael Arrogant

When we read about identity theft it always seems a distant possibility, until it actually happens to you. Well, it hit home to me recently when I started seeing an imposter, posing as Michael Arrogant appearing at parties, on the Web, on talk shows. Then, in an act of unmitigated gall, he made a transparent attempt to capitalize on the popularity of TechCrock by starting his own blog called TechCrunch. I must admit, this imposter is convincing. He sounds authoritative. He looks like me. He…See More
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