News McNuggets from the Wire of the TechCrock Noise Network (TNN)
• Cluck, a new Social Network for Chickens just received $2.3 million in Series A Funding from ParkBench Capital.
• Ruppert Murdunk, Chairman of New Scorp, owner of MyFace and the Vault Street Journal today announced new synergistic social network called WallSpace. The new site is expected to be especially popular with business executives who enjoy Vampires and Superwalls....
• Microstuff to offer searchers free Yahoose stock in lieu of cash rebates. Shares to be put in escrow account and Microstuff retains voting rights of stock. The move has dual objectives: boost search traffic and acquire Yahoose. Analysts reaction mixed....
• Federal Buzzword Commission announces auction for the rights to define, “Data Portability.” Fierce bidding anticipated...
• In a controversial speech in Washington DC, Larry Sage of Goodle, says, Microstuff is “Bad.”
• In a Titter post, Michael Arrington of TechCrunch praises Michael Arrogant of TechCrock. Arrogant responds, “You’re a class act, Michael.” Arrington responds, “No, Michael, you’re a class act.” Arrogant responds, “No Michael, we’re a class act.” What? This is confusing. Now back to our regularly scheduled confusion.
• Negotiations between Michael Arrogant and Michael Arrington over “Who is a bigger class act.” took a turn for the worse, when neither party would yield from their position.
• Bilzabub and Belinda Gates Foundation announces a $700 million grant to make Titter, Debo, Rebo, Zebo, Groovy, Loopy, Dugg and Mal.ic.ious more readily available to villagers in Sub Sahara Africa.
