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Michael Arrogant

You Heard It First Here: MicroStuff Will Be Back in Bed With The Yahoose!

TechCrock sources have confirmed that Boomer's rants and Yerry Jang's retorts were merely foreplay... There is more coming in this lovefest. They won't consummate for awhile, but soon will be back in bed with each other. Will Yahoose investors ever have technogasm? No one knows, but Boomer has clearly aroused interest with is unconventional negotiating tactics.

Posted by Michael Arrogant on May 19, 2008 at 12:30am

Yerry Jang

Yerry Jang Responds to Boomer's Rant... "Here's What Really Happened!"

I just read Boomer's account of what happened in the negotiations and his version is so not true. I had intended keep the real account of what transpired private, because it was so shocking. But in light of the public relations charade that the Microstuff team has since perpetrated in the mainstream media, I am left with no choice. Here is the unvarnished truth.

True Boomer put a bid on the table ... but the bid was for of $44,693,375,275.37 not $44,693,375,275.26 as he later reported in the pr… Continue

Posted by Yerry Jang on May 18, 2008 at 11:30pm — 4 Comments

Steve Boomer, CEO, Microstuff

TechCrock Exclusive! Microstuff's Steve Boomer Tells All: "Why I Decided To Walk and What Really Happened?"

With all the "authoritative" Crock reported by the D League techblabbers and A League mainstream noizemakers, I'm grateful that we have at least one reputable Weblab like TechCrock, that affords me the opportunity to set the record straight in a civil environment, especially before such an elite group of TechThink opinion makers. Here's what really happened:

I warned those Yahooz.

Three f__king months went by and not a single blotch from their Yapoop. No attempt to engage in a constructive dia… Continue

Posted by Steve Boomer, CEO, Microstuff on May 8, 2008 at 12:30pm

Michael Arrogant

Identity Theft: It Could Happen To You!!!!!!!!!!! by Michael Arrogant

When we read about identity theft it always seems a distant possibility, until it actually happens to you. Well, it hit home to me recently when I started seeing an imposter, posing as Michael Arrogant appearing at parties, on the Web, on talk shows. Then, in an act of unmitigated gall, he made a transparent attempt to capitalize on the popularity of TechCrock by starting his own blog called TechCrunch. I must admit, this imposter is convincing. He sounds authoritative. He looks like me. He seem… Continue

Posted by Michael Arrogant on April 22, 2008 at 2:30pm

News McNuggets from the Wire of the TechCrock Noise Network (TNN)

• Cluck, a new Social Network for Chickens just received $2.3 million in Series A Funding from ParkBench Capital.
• Ruppert Murdunk, Chairman of New Scorp, owner of MyFace and the Vault Street Journal today announced new synergistic social network called WallSpace. The new site is expected to be especially popular with business executives who enjoy Vampires and Superwalls....
• Microstuff to offer searchers free Yahoose stock in lieu of cash rebates. Shares to be put in escrow account and Microstuff retains voting rights of stock. The move has dual objectives: boost search traffic and acquire Yahoose. Analysts reaction mixed....
• Federal Buzzword Commission announces auction for the rights to define, “Data Portability.” Fierce bidding anticipated...
• In a controversial speech in Washington DC, Larry Sage of Goodle, says, Microstuff is “Bad.”
• In a Titter post, Michael Arrington of TechCrunch praises Michael Arrogant of TechCrock. Arrogant responds, “You’re a class act, Michael.” Arrington responds, “No, Michael, you’re a class act.” Arrogant responds, “No Michael, we’re a class act.” What? This is confusing. Now back to our regularly scheduled confusion.
• Negotiations between Michael Michael Arrington over “Who is a bigger class act.” took a turn for the worse, when neither party would yield from their position.
• Bilzabub and Belinda Gates Foundation announces a $700 million grant to make Titter, Debo, Rebo, Zebo, Groovy, Loopy, Dugg and Mal.ic.ious more readily available to villagers in Sub Sahara Africa.

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HMT: Human Molecule Transporter - A TechCrock Exclusive

When I first heard the hype surrounding the HMT “Human Molecular Transport" technology enabling the instantaneous transmission of people from one place to another using lasers, I admit I was skeptical. But now, having seen demos in multiple venues (high def and surround sound), I’m convinced they’re onto something of revolutionary signficance. Bottom line,, HMT is a ga… Continue

Created by Michael Arrogant May 8, 2008 at 11:55am. Last updated by Michael Arrogant May. 19, 2008.

Goodle - Yahoos! Search Alliance Hits Snag Over Name: GooHoos! or Yagle? Microstuff Closely Monitors Developments

Here's yet another strange twist in Microstuff - Yahoos saga. It has been widely reported that the Yahoos have been getting cozy with Goodle Inc in an effort to establish viable alternative to the hostile takeover. But the budding strategic slearch romance between Goodle and the Yahoos! today hit a rough patch when the two Internet titans were unable to agree over the… Continue

Created by Michael Arrogant May 8, 2008 at 11:56am. Last updated by Michael Arrogant May. 8, 2008.

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Michael Arrogant

Is Yahoos - Microstuff Melodrama Over? Will Carl iClown Bring the Circus Act Back?

I don't think Carl iClown has the votes for this. His shares are non voting... and his slate contains professional board members, but no one who knows squat about this business. Even if he does pre...

Started by Michael Arrogant May. 2, 2008.

Michael Arrogant

We're taking nominations for the TechCrock Hall of Fame? Candidates must have had a profound effect on the world of technology or be willing to sponsor this Website.

I would like to nominate Wilbur Snoddington: inventor of the rubber band.

Started by Michael Arrogant Apr. 27, 2008.

Michael Arrogant

Who is the Undisputed King of Tech? Why?

The consensus from the member profiles so far is the Michael Arrogant is the undisputed king of tech. The reasons are too obvious and numerous to articulate.

Started by Michael Arrogant Apr. 27, 2008.

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